I am going to give this a shot...
Dear Orange Cat Named Henry,
I have a great appreciation for your ability to play fetch, and your desire to do it all. the. time. However, when I am laying in bed at 2 a.m., I really don't feel like throwing the catnip mouse down the hall for you. No matter how loud you meow at me or how many times you drop the mouse by my face, it's not happening.
Awake & Grumpy,
Mitzy
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Dear Pullo (my spoiled rotten human like dog),
I wish you a very happy birthday. You are now 3 years old! It's amazing how it feels like it was just yesterday that I picked you up and took you home for the first time. You were the greatest and fluffiest puppy ever. So in celebration, I picked up a 6 pack just for you.
Love you,
Your Mom
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Dear Starbucks at the Savannah Mall,
Please hire more people. I don't think it is acceptable for me to have to wait an eternity for a shaken tea lemonade thing. Seriously, I think I almost died from dehydration just waiting on my icy cold beverage.
Thirsty,
Mitzy
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Dear Mosquitoes,
One day I am going to find a way to rid the world of you all. I have had it. I am not the only human around that tastes good. I don't appreciate being picked out of a group of people and being attacked. I know you may find this hard to believe, but big red welts aren't attractive. Leave me and my blood alone.
Itching like crazy,
Mitzy
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Dear Kat,
Thanks for getting me hooked on your blog, and I have finally accomplished my own Dear So and So!
You Rock,
Mitzy
