Thursday, April 16, 2009

Greetings from Slo-vannah.

To introduce myself, I am Michelle aka Mitzy (that is if you knew me before 2nd grade when I decided I wanted to be grown up and known by my real name). I am a Georgia native, born and raised in Cherokee County. I moved down here to Savannah almost 3 years ago. I am married to a rather emotionally flat man with one wonderfully rotten dog and 2 emotionally unstable cats. I come from a very colorful past and have a family that will confuse the hell out of anyone trying to understand.

I was in fact pressured to create a blog by my wonderful whoremonger buddies, Larkin and Jess. I love them. And for any of you who aren't familiar with the Hungarian language, erős means strong. And yes, I am Hungarian. To be precise, I am half Hungarian (by my biological father whom I won't refer to as my dad), a quarter Italian (maternal grandfather), 1/8th Polish and 1/8th Iroquois Indian. I know you probably didn't care enough to read all about that, but guess what? You did. But back to the name of the blog, erős is very accurate for what I am.

I have am a bit OCD and a full blown Thanatophobic. I love my Tequila and Yuengling, I have some kick ass friends, and I enjoy my job. I love photography and I try aspire to be a photographer one day.

I hope that is enough for my first post. Ciao!



8 comments:

Larkin said...

YAY!!! Welcome to the webernet twatwaffle!

Mitzy said...

Why thank you my dearest mattress back! I finally gave into your peer pressure.

Jess said...

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have plugged you on my bloggy poo! Welcome to our land! You rocked it on your first post! WELL DONE!

Mama Dawg said...

Welcome to the bloggy world and despite the fact that Kat said she'd be right over I can't seem to find her comment anywhere so she's a double gutterslut today.

*smooches* to Kat.

Mama Dawg said...

And dude, your word verification sucks. It just made me type in "equity".

Kat said...

My husband is flying though Budapest today. No joke. Nice to meet ya.

Oh and MamaDawg is the gutterslut to beat all guttersluts cause she hasn't been by my place yet today even though I blip'd her some kick bootay music.

Mitzy said...

Kat- I have heard Budapest is beautiful and full of the nicest people ever. The only time I got to visit was when I was 3 and I got very sick and some Austrian doctor drugged me with some Phenobarbital and I was unconscious the rest of the trip.
It is a pleasure meeting you as well!

Oh, I think that Larkin has got everyone beat being the uber gutterslut she is.

Mam Dawg- Thanks for checking my bloggy doo out. I am still trying to get the groove of things, but with awesome guttersluts like ya'll, I know I can't go wrong!

Mitzy said...

And I apologize, I apparently can't spell tonight...